{"id":1550,"date":"2015-02-04T17:04:10","date_gmt":"2015-02-04T17:04:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mydiscover.net.in\/sms\/?p=1550"},"modified":"2019-11-06T07:39:30","modified_gmt":"2019-11-06T07:39:30","slug":"%e0%a4%b9%e0%a4%bf%e0%a4%82%e0%a4%a6%e0%a5%80-%e0%a4%9a%e0%a5%81%e0%a4%9f%e0%a4%95%e0%a4%b2%e0%a5%87","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mydiscover.net.in\/blog\/%e0%a4%b9%e0%a4%bf%e0%a4%82%e0%a4%a6%e0%a5%80-%e0%a4%9a%e0%a5%81%e0%a4%9f%e0%a4%95%e0%a4%b2%e0%a5%87\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0939\u093f\u0902\u0926\u0940 \u091a\u0941\u091f\u0915\u0932\u0947"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0942- \u092a\u093e\u092a\u093e \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 DJ \u0916\u0930\u0940\u0926\u0915\u0930 \u0926\u094b\u0964<br>\u092a\u093e\u092a\u093e- \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0926\u0942\u0902\u0917\u093e \u0924\u0942 \u0932\u094b\u0917\u094b \u0915\u094b \u0924\u0902\u0917 \u0915\u0930\u0947\u0917\u093e\u0964<br>\u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0942- 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\u0917\u092f\u093e!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u0915\u0947\u0935\u0932 \u091c\u092e\u094d\u092e\u0942 \u0915\u0936\u094d\u092e\u0940\u0930 \u0915\u0947 \u0935\u093f\u0927\u093e\u092f\u0915 \u0939\u0940\u0902 ,<br \/>\u0935\u0947\u0916\u094c\u092b ,<br \/>\u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u0915\u0939 \u0938\u0915\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902&#8230;<br \/>&#8220;Suno, main aaj \u092e\u0939\u092c\u0942\u092c\u093e \u0915\u0947 \u0918\u0930 \u091c\u093e \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0901&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u091c\u094b \u0926\u094b\u0938\u094d\u0924 \u0920\u0923\u094d\u0921 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092f\u0947 \u0915\u0939 \u0926\u0947 ,<br \/>&#8220;\u092d\u093e\u0908 \u092c\u093e\u0907\u0915 \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u091a\u0932\u093e\u090a\u0902\u0917\u093e \u0924\u0942 \u092a\u0940\u091b\u0947 \u092c\u0948\u0920&#8221;<br \/>\u0909\u0938\u0915\u0940 \u0926\u094b\u0938\u094d\u0924\u0940 \u092a\u0930 \u0915\u092d\u0940 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\u0915\u0948\u0938\u0947?<br \/>\u092d\u0948\u092f\u094d\u092f\u093e:<br \/>\u092e\u093e\u092f \u0932\u093e\u0908\u092b, \u092e\u093e\u092f \u0930\u0941\u0932\u094d\u0938<br \/>\u092e\u093e\u092f \u0930\u0947\u091f, \u092e\u093e\u092f \u092b\u0942\u0932\u094d\u0938 <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/grin.png\" alt=\"grin.png\" \/> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/grin.png\" alt=\"grin.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u0938\u0941\u0928\u094b \u091c\u093e\u0928 \u091c\u093c\u0930\u093e \u0924\u092e\u0940\u091c \u0938\u0947 \u092a\u0947\u0936 \u0906<br \/>.<br \/>.<br \/>\u092e\u0947\u0930\u093e \u091a\u093e\u0907\u0928\u093e \u0935\u093e\u0932\u093e \u092e\u0942\u0921 \u0939\u0948, \u0915\u092d\u0940 \u092d\u0940 \u0916\u0930\u093e\u092c \u0939\u094b \u0938\u0915\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948 <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/tongue.png\" alt=\"tongue.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u0938\u0947\u091f\u093f\u0902\u0917 \u092c\u093f\u0917\u0921\u093c \u091c\u093e\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u093e \u0907\u0924\u0928\u093e \u0926\u0941\u0903\u0916 \u0928\u0939\u0940 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0938\u093e\u0939\u092c \u091c\u093f\u0924\u0928\u093e \u0911\u092b\u093f\u0938 \u0906\u0915\u0947 \u092a\u0948\u0902\u091f \u0915\u0940 \u091c\u093c\u093f\u092a \u092c\u093f\u0917\u0921\u093c \u091c\u093e\u0928\u0947 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0964<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/grin.png\" alt=\"grin.png\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/grin.png\" alt=\"grin.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u092a\u0924\u093f \u0935\u0939 \u092a\u094d\u0930\u093e\u0923\u0940 \u0939\u0948 \u091c\u094b<br \/>\u092d\u0942\u0924 \u092a\u094d\u0930\u0947\u0924 \u0938\u0947 \u092c\u0947\u0936\u0915 \u0928 \u0921\u0930\u0947<br \/>\u092e\u0917\u0930<br \/>\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u0940 \u20184 missed call\u2019<br \/>\u0916\u094c\u092b \u092a\u0948\u0926\u093e \u0915\u0930\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u0915\u093e\u092b\u0940 \u0939\u0948!!!!<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/grin.png\" alt=\"grin.png\" \/> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/grin.png\" alt=\"grin.png\" \/> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/tongue.png\" alt=\"tongue.png\" \/> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/tongue.png\" alt=\"tongue.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Wife: \u0938\u0941\u0928\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u094b \u091c\u0940..?<br \/>\u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 Happiness \u0915\u0940 spelling \u092c\u0924\u093e\u0913!!<br \/>.<br \/>.<br \/>.<br \/>Husband: \u0932\u093f\u0916\u2026 UNMARRIED.<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/grin.png\" alt=\"grin.png\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/grin.png\" alt=\"grin.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u0906\u091c \u0915\u093e \u091c\u094d\u091e\u093e\u0928<br \/>\u0906\u091c \u0930\u0935\u093f\u0935\u093e\u0930 \u0939\u0948\u0964 \u0907\u0938 \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u0915\u094b \u092c\u0947\u0930\u094b\u091c\u0917\u093e\u0930 \u0932\u094b\u0917 \u092d\u0940 \u092c\u093f\u0928\u093e \u0915\u093f\u0938\u0940 \u0932\u093e\u091c \u0936\u0930\u094d\u092e \u0915\u0947 &#8220;\u0906\u091c \u0930\u0935\u093f\u0935\u093e\u0930 \u0939\u0948&#8221; \u092c\u094b\u0932\u0915\u0930 \u0938\u094b\u0924\u0947 \u0930\u0939\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902\u0964<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u092a\u0947\u0939\u0947\u0932\u0947 \u092c\u094b\u0932\u0924\u0940 \u0925\u0940 \u092c\u094b\u0932\u094b \u0915\u0942\u091b \u092c\u094b\u0932\u094b \u0915\u0942\u091b \u0905\u092d\u0940 \u092c\u094b\u0932\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948 \u0915\u093f\u0924\u0928\u093e \u092c\u094b\u0932\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u094b \u0924\u0941\u092e \u092f\u0947 \u0939\u0926 \u0939\u094b \u0917\u092f\u0940 <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/frown.png\" alt=\"frown.png\" \/> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/frown.png\" alt=\"frown.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u0924\u0941 wishlist \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0948 \u0915\u093f\u0938\u0940 \u0914\u0930 \u0915\u0947,<br \/>\u0924\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u0916\u0930\u0940\u0926\u0924\u093e \u0915\u094b\u0908 \u0914\u0930 \u0939\u0948\u0964<br \/>&#8220;\u0917\u0930\u0940\u092c \u0936\u093e\u092f\u0930&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u0906\u092a\u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 \u0905\u0917\u0930 \u0915\u093f\u0938\u0940 \u0915\u094b \u0906\u092a\u0915\u0940 \u0928\u094c\u0915\u0930\u0940 \u0915\u0940 \u0938\u092c\u0938\u0947 \u091c\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0926\u093e<br \/>\u091a\u093f\u0902\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u0924\u094b \u0935\u094b \u0939\u0948 \u0930\u093f\u0936\u094d\u0924\u0947\u0926\u093e\u0930, \u0915\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0932\u094c\u0902\u0921\u093e \u0938\u0947\u091f\u0932 \u0924\u094b \u0928\u0939\u0940 \u0939\u094b<br \/>\u0917\u092f\u093e\u0964 <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/grin.png\" alt=\"grin.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>golden words<br \/>\u0905\u0917\u0930 \u0906\u092a \u0915\u093f\u0938\u0940 \u0915\u094b \u0926\u093f\u0932 \u0938\u0947 \u091a\u093e\u0939\u094b \u0914\u0930 \u0935\u094b \u0906\u092a\u0915\u094b \u0928\u093e \u092e\u093f\u0932 \u092a\u093e\u092f\u0947 \u0924\u094b \u092c\u0947\u091f\u093e \u092f\u0947 \u0924\u094b \u092c\u0939\u0941\u0924 \u092c\u0921\u093c\u0940 \u092c\u0947\u0907\u091c\u093c\u094d\u091c\u093c\u0924\u0940 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0940 \u092c\u093e\u0924 \u0939\u0948 <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/grin.png\" alt=\"grin.png\" \/> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/grin.png\" alt=\"grin.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u0906\u092a \u0915\u0941\u091b \u092d\u0940 \u0915\u0930 \u0932\u094b \u0915\u0941\u091b \u0932\u094b\u0917 \u0915\u094b \u0915\u092e\u093f\u092f\u093e\u0901<br \/>\u0928\u093f\u0915\u0932\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0940 \u0906\u0926\u0924 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948 \u092f\u0947 \u0935\u0939\u0940 \u0932\u094b\u0917 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948<br \/>\u091c\u093f\u0928\u094d\u0939\u0947 \u0915\u093f\u0924\u0928\u093e \u092d\u0940 \u0938\u094d\u0935\u093e\u0926\u093f\u0937\u094d\u091f \u092d\u094b\u091c\u0928 \u0926\u0940\u091c\u093f\u092f\u0947 \u092f\u0947<br \/>\u0905\u0932\u0917 \u0938\u0947 \u0928\u092e\u0915 \u091c\u0930\u0942\u0930 \u0932\u0947\u0902\u0917\u0947 <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/grin.png\" alt=\"grin.png\" \/> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/grin.png\" alt=\"grin.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u0906\u0902\u091f\u0940- \u0924\u0941\u0928\u0947 \u091a\u093f\u0932\u094d\u0932\u0942 \u0915\u094b Q \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u092e\u093e\u0930\u093e<br \/>\u0938\u094d\u0935\u0947\u091a\u094d\u091b\u093e- \u0909\u0938\u0928\u0947 \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u092e\u094b\u091f\u0940 \u092d\u0948\u0902\u0938 \u0915\u0939\u093e<br \/>\u0906\u0902\u091f\u0940 -\u0924\u094b \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u091a\u093f\u0932\u094d\u0932\u0942 \u0915\u094b \u092e\u093e\u0930\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0940 \u092c\u091c\u093e\u092f \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940 \u0916\u0941\u0930\u093e\u0915 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u092e\u0940 \u0915\u0930\u0928\u0940 \u091a\u093e\u0939\u093f\u090f <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/tongue.png\" alt=\"tongue.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u0915\u094b\u0908 \u091a\u0940\u091c \u092c\u0941\u0930\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940<br \/>\u0939\u094b\u0924\u0940 \u092c\u0938 \u0938\u092e\u092f \u0938\u092e\u092f \u0915\u0940 \u092c\u093e\u0924 \u0939\u0948\u0964\u0964<br \/>.<br \/>\u0905\u0917\u0930 \u092c\u0917\u0932 \u0915\u0940 \u0938\u094d\u0915\u0942\u091f\u0940 \u092a\u0930 \u0916\u0942\u092c\u0938\u0942\u0930\u0924<br \/>\u0932\u0921\u093c\u0915\u0940 \u0939\u094b \u0924\u094b<br \/>.<br \/>.<br \/>\u091f\u094d\u0930\u0948\u092b\u093f\u0915 \u091c\u093e\u092e \u092d\u0940 \u0905\u091a\u094d\u091b\u093e \u0932\u0917\u0924\u093e \u0939 <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/grin.png\" alt=\"grin.png\" \/> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/grin.png\" alt=\"grin.png\" \/> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/tongue.png\" alt=\"tongue.png\" \/> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/tongue.png\" alt=\"tongue.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u0915\u0930 \u0926\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0909\u0938 \u0928\u0947 block \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947<br \/>Attitude \u0926\u093f\u0916\u093e \u0915\u0947 ?<br \/>\u0914\u0930 \u0905\u092c \u0939\u093e\u0932 \u092a\u0942\u091b\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948 \u092e\u0947\u0930\u093e<br \/>Fake iD \u092c\u0928\u093e \u0915\u0947 &#8230; <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/tongue.png\" alt=\"tongue.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u091c\u093f\u0928\u0915\u094b \u0930\u093e\u0924 \u0915\u094b &#8220;nind&#8221; \u0928\u0939\u0940 \u0906\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u094b,<br \/>.<br \/>.<br \/>.<br \/>.<br \/>.<br \/>.<br \/>.<br \/>.<br \/>.<br \/>\u0935\u094b \u0938\u0941\u092c\u0939 \u0938\u094b \u0932\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0915\u0930\u094b <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/grin.png\" alt=\"grin.png\" \/> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/grin.png\" alt=\"grin.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u090f\u0915 \u0938\u094d\u0915\u0942\u091f\u0930 \u0915\u0947 \u0906\u0917\u0947 &#8220;Press&#8221; \u0932\u093f\u0916\u093e \u0939\u0941\u0906 \u0925\u093e\u0964<br \/>\u092a\u0942\u091b\u093e \u0915\u093f\u0938 \u0905\u0916\u092c\u093e\u0930 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u093e\u092e \u0915\u0930\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u094b?<br \/>\u092c\u094b\u0932\u093e &#8220;\u0938\u093e\u0939\u092c \u0927\u094b\u092c\u0940 \u0939\u0942\u0901, \u0938\u094b\u0938\u093e\u0908\u091f\u0940 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u092a\u0921\u093c\u0947<br \/>\u092a\u094d\u0930\u0948\u0938 \u0915\u0930\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0901..<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/grin.png\" alt=\"grin.png\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/grin.png\" alt=\"grin.png\" \/> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/tongue.png\" alt=\"tongue.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u091c\u0932 \u0939\u0940 &#8221; \u091c\u0940\u0935\u0928 &#8220;<br \/>.<br \/>.<br \/>.<br \/>.<br \/>.<br \/>.<br \/>.<br \/>.<br \/>.<br \/>\u0932\u0947 \u0938\u0915\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0902 \u0907\u0938 \u0938\u0930\u094d\u0926\u0940 \u092e\u0947\u0902&#8230; <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/grin.png\" alt=\"grin.png\" \/> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/grin.png\" alt=\"grin.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u0932\u0921\u093c\u0915\u093f\u092f\u093e 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src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/grin.png\" alt=\"grin.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u092f\u0947 &#8220;\u0928\u0939\u093e\u0928\u093e&#8221; \u0938\u092e\u091d \u0938\u0947 \u092a\u0930\u0947 \u0939\u0948, \u091c\u093f\u0938\u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0906\u0917\u0947 &#8220;\u0928&#8221; \u0939\u0948 \u092a\u0940\u091b\u0947 \u092d\u0940 &#8220;\u0928&#8221; \u0939\u0948 \u0924\u094b \u092b\u093f\u0930 \u092f\u0947 \u0926\u0941\u0928\u093f\u092f\u093e &#8220;\u0939\u093e&#8221; \u0915\u0930\u093e\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u091a\u0915\u094d\u0915\u0930 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u092a\u0921\u093c\u0940 \u0939\u0948&#8230; <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/grin.png\" alt=\"grin.png\" \/> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/tongue.png\" alt=\"tongue.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u0935\u094b \u0932\u094b\u0917 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decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/tongue.png\" alt=\"tongue.png\" \/>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<hr \/>\u0906\u091c \u0915\u0947 \u0907\u0938 \u0918\u0941\u091f\u0928 \u092d\u0930\u0947 \u092e\u093e\u0939\u094c\u0932 \u092e\u0947\u0902<br \/>&#8230;<br \/>\u0938\u093f\u0930\u094d\u092b \u0915\u0938\u094d\u091f\u092e\u0930 \u0915\u0947\u092f\u0930 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0940 \u0939\u0940 \u0939\u0948<br \/>\u091c\u094b \u0917\u0930\u0940\u092c \u0938\u0947 \u0917\u0930\u0940\u092c \u0906\u0926\u092e\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u092d\u0940 \u0907\u091c\u094d\u091c\u093c\u0924 \u0938\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0924 \u0915\u0930\u0915\u0947 VIP \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0940 \u092b\u0940\u0932\u093f\u0902\u0917 \u0926\u0947\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948!! <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jokesmasti.com\/files\/images\/smilies\/tongue.png\" alt=\"tongue.png\" \/>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<hr \/>\u092a\u0924\u093f &#8211; \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u0938\u092e\u092f 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