{"id":2592,"date":"2016-11-27T20:14:27","date_gmt":"2016-11-27T20:14:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mydiscover.net.in\/sms\/?page_id=2592"},"modified":"2016-11-27T20:14:27","modified_gmt":"2016-11-27T20:14:27","slug":"latest-jokes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/mydiscover.net.in\/blog\/latest-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Latest jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u0906\u091c \u092e\u0948\u0902\u0928\u0947 \u0907\u0915 \u0926\u094b\u0938\u094d\u0924 \u0915\u094b\u0947 3 \u092c\u093e\u0930 \u092b\u094b\u0928 \u0915\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0909\u0938\u0928\u0947 \u090f\u0915 \u092c\u093e\u0930 \u092d\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940 \u0909\u0920\u093e\u092f\u093e,
\n\u092b\u093f\u0930 \u092e\u0948\u0947\u0928\u0947 \u090f\u0915 \u092e\u0948\u0938\u0947\u091c \u092d\u0947\u091c\u093e \u201c\u0935\u094b \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u093e\u0930\u093e \u0928\u092e\u094d\u092c\u0930 \u092e\u093e\u0902\u0917 \u0930\u0939\u0940 \u0925\u0940\u201d,
\n30 \u092c\u093e\u0930 \u092b\u094b\u0928 \u0906 \u0917\u092f\u093e \u0905\u092c \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0928\u0939\u0940 \u0909\u0920\u093e \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0901.\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude00\ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n

\n

\u0a05\u0a71\u0a1c JiO \u0a35\u0a3e\u0a32\u0a40 \u0a17\u0a30\u0a40\u0a2c \u0a1c\u0a70\u0a28\u0a24\u0a3e \u0a1a\u0a41\u0a71\u0a2a-\u0a1a\u0a3e\u0a2a \u0a2c\u0a48\u0a71\u0a20\u0a40 \u0a39\u0a48…,
\n\ud83d\ude0e\u0a2c\u0a71\u0a38 ViP \u0a32\u0a4b\u0a15 \u0a39\u0a40 NET \u0a1a\u0a71\u0a32\u0a3e \u0a30\u0a39\u0a47 \u0a39\u0a28 \u0964\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\u202a<\/p>\n

\n

\u091a\u0940\u0928 \u092c\u094b\u0932\u093e \u2013 \u0939\u092e\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u092f\u0939\u093e\u0901 \u0915\u0941\u0924\u094d\u0924\u0947 \u0938\u094d\u0915\u0942\u091f\u0930 \u091a\u0932\u093e\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902,
\n\ud83d\ude2e
\n\u0905\u092e\u0947\u0930\u093f\u0915\u093e \u092c\u094b\u0932\u093e \u2013 \u0939\u092e\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u092f\u0939\u093e\u0901 \u092c\u093f\u0932\u094d\u0932\u093f\u092f\u093e\u0901 \u0915\u093e\u0930 \u091a\u0932\u093e\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0902,
\n\ud83d\ude2e
\n\u0907\u0902\u0917\u094d\u0932\u0948\u0902\u0921 \u092c\u094b\u0932\u093e \u2013 \u0939\u092e\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u092f\u0939\u093e\u0901 \u092c\u0928\u094d\u0926\u0930 \u091c\u0939\u093e\u091c \u091a\u0932\u093e\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902,
\n\ud83d\ude2e
\n\u0924\u094b \u092d\u093e\u0930\u0924 \u092c\u094b\u0932\u093e \u2013 \u0907\u0938\u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u094c\u0928 \u0938\u0940 \u092c\u095c\u0940 \u092c\u093e\u0924 \u0939\u0948, \u0939\u092e\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u092f\u0939\u093e\u0901 \u0924\u094b \u0917\u0927\u0947 \u092a\u0942\u0930\u093e \u0926\u0947\u0936 \u091a\u0932\u093e\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902\u2026\u2026\u2026..\ud83d\ude00
\n\ud83d\ude00\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude03\ud83d\ude04\ud83d\ude00\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n

\n

\u0917\u094d\u0930\u0941\u092a \u0915\u0947 \u0938\u092d\u0940 \u092a\u0924\u093f\u092f\u094b \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0959\u0941\u0936\u0940 \u0915\u0940 \u0932\u0939\u0930 \"\"\ud83d\ude1c<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude1c<\/span><\/span>
\n\u0905\u092c \u0938\u092d\u0940 \u0915\u094b \u092a\u0924\u093e \u091a\u0932\u0947\u0917\u093e \u0915\u093f \u0915\u093f\u0938\u0915\u0940 \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u092a\u093e\u0938 \u0915\u093f\u0924\u0928\u093e \u092a\u0948\u0938\u093e \u0939\u0948 \"\"\ud83d\ude1c<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude1c<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\n

Heavy rush at hospitals…
\ndoctor Saab kisi bhi cheez ka operation kar do….. 4-5 lakh wala \ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\n

\u090f\u0915 9\/11 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0905\u092e\u0947\u0930\u093f\u0915\u093e \u0939\u093f\u0932 \u0917\u092f\u093e
\n\u0926\u0942\u0938\u0930\u0947 9\/11\u092e\u0947\u0902 \u092d\u093e\u0930\u0924 \u0939\u093f\u0932 \u0917\u092f\u093e
\n<\/span><\/p>\n

\n

\u091a\u0940\u091f\u093f\u0902\u0917 \u0939\u0948—<\/span><\/p>\n

\n\u0915\u093e\u0932\u093e \u0927\u0928 \u092c\u093e\u0939\u0930 \u0938\u0947 \u0932\u093e\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u093e \u0915\u0939\u093e \u0925\u093e-
\n\u092f\u0947 \u0905\u0902\u0926\u0930 \u0915\u093e \u0928\u093f\u0915\u093e\u0932 \u0930\u0939\u0947 \u0939\u0948!!!!
\n: Rahul Gandhi
\n\"\"\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n
\n

\u0917\u0930\u0940\u092c \u0924\u094b \u0930\u094b\u091c \u0939\u0940 \u0915\u0932 \u0915\u0940 \u091a\u093f\u0902\u0924\u093e \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0938\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948 !
\n\u0906\u091c \u0905\u092e\u0940\u0930\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u0940 \u092c\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u0939\u0948.\"\"\ud83d\ude00<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude00<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude00<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude00<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude00<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude00<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\n

\u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0927\u093e\u0930\u0915 \u0915\u094b 5 \u0938\u094c \u0935 1 \u0939\u091c\u093c\u093e\u0930 \u0930\u0942\u092a\u092f\u0947 \u0905\u0926\u093e \u0915\u0930\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u093e \u0935\u091a\u0928 \u0935\u093e\u092a\u0938 \u0932\u0947\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0901! – \u0917\u093e\u0902\u0927\u0940 \u091c\u0940 \"\"\ud83d\ude04<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\n

\u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u093e: \u092e\u092e\u0940 \u091c\u0932\u094d\u0926\u0940 \u092c\u093e\u0939\u0930 \u0906\u0913
\n\u0915\u094b\u0908 \u0926\u093e\u0922\u093c\u0940 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u092c\u093e \u0906\u090f \u0939\u0948
\n\u092e\u092e\u0940: \u0905\u0930\u094d\u0930\u0947 \u092c\u0947\u091f\u093e \u092f\u0947 \u0915\u094b\u0908 \u0926\u093e\u0922\u093c\u0940 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u092c\u093e \u0928\u0939\u0940
\n\u0924\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u092a\u093f\u0924\u093e\u091c\u0940 \u0939\u0948
\n\u092c\u0948\u0902\u0915 \u0917\u092f\u0947 \u0925\u0947 \u0928\u094b\u091f \u092c\u0926\u0932\u0935\u093e\u0928\u0947…
\n\u0906\u091c \u0906\u090f \u0939\u0948…
\n\u092a\u093e\u0901\u0935 \u091b\u0942 \u0907\u0928\u0915\u0947 \"\"\ud83d\ude1c<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude1d<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\n

\u0906\u091c \u0930\u093e\u0924 12 \u092c\u091c\u0947 \u0938\u0947
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\n12 \u092c\u091c\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 AM \u091a\u093e\u0932\u0941 \u0939\u094b \u091c\u093e\u090f\u0917\u093e<\/p>\n

\n

\u090f\u0915 \u092c\u093e\u0924 \u0924\u094b \u0939\u0948 \u092a\u0948\u0938\u0947 \u0915\u0940
\n\u0939\u092c\u0921\u093e \u0926\u092c\u0919\u0940 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0932\u094b\u0917\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u093e \u091a\u093f\u0915\u0928\u0917\u0941\u0928\u0940\u092f\u093e\u0902 \u0920\u0940\u0915 \u0939\u094b \u0917\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948
\n\u0935\u093e\u0939 \u0935\u093e\u0939 \u092e\u094b\u0926\u0940 \u091c\u0940
\n\"\"\ud83d\ude1c<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude1c<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\n

Ikk Punjabi De Mobile Te Ikk Message Aya..
\n“Kya Aap Narendr Modi Ke Saath Hai.. ??”
\nPunjabi Replied..
\n“Nahi Main Ta
\nGhare aa..!!
\nKoi Kamm c veere..??\"\"\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\n

\u090f\u0915 \u0906\u0926\u092e\u0940 \u0928\u0947 \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0940
\n\u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u094b \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0930 \u0932\u093f\u0916\u093e ….
\n.
\n\u092c\u0947\u0917\u092e \u0907\u0938 \u092e\u0939\u0940\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0940 Salary
\n\u0928\u0939\u0940 \u092e\u093f\u0932\u0940 kui ki 500 aur 1000 ki note band ho gya hai isliya,\u092a\u0948\u0938\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u0926\u0932\u0947 \u092e\u0948\u0902 100
\nKiss \u092d\u0947\u091c \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0901 ! \"\"\ud83d\udc8b<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\udc8b<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\udc8b<\/span><\/span>
\n.
\nI LOVE YOU\"\"\ud83d\udc8b<\/span><\/span>
\n.
\n\u0925\u094b\u0921\u093c\u0947 \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u092c\u093e\u0924 \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u0915\u093e \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0930 \u0906\u092f\u093e …
\n\u0906\u092a\u0915\u093e \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0930 \u092e\u093f\u0932\u093e ,Salary \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u0926\u0932\u0947 100 Kiss \u092e\u093f\u0932\u0947 ! \"\"\ud83d\udc8b<\/span><\/span>
\n.
\n16 Kiss \u0938\u092c\u094d\u091c\u0940 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0947 \u0915\u094b \u0926\u093f\u092f\u0947\"\"\ud83d\udc8b<\/span><\/span>
\n.
\n29 Kiss \u0938\u094d\u0915\u0942\u0932 \u0915\u0947 \u092a\u094d\u0930\u093f\u0902\u0938\u093f\u092a\u0932 \u0915\u094b \u0926\u093f\u092f\u0947
\n\u0926\u0942\u0927 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u093e 7 Kiss \u0938\u0947 \u0930\u093e\u091c\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0939\u0941\u0906
\n\u0924\u094b \u0909\u0938\u0947 12 Kiss \u0926\u0947\u0928\u0947 \u092a\u0921\u093c\u0947 !\"\"\ud83d\ude0d<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\udc8b<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\udc8b<\/span><\/span>
\n.
\n\u092e\u0915\u093e\u0928 \u092e\u093e\u0932\u093f\u0915 \u0924\u094b KISS \u0938\u0947 \u0930\u093e\u091c\u0940 \u0928\u0939\u0940
\n\u0939\u0941\u0906 \u0924\u094b\"\"\ud83d\udc8b<\/span><\/span>
\n\u0909\u0938\u0915\u094b Kiss \u0915\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0925 \u091d\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0940 \u0926\u0947\u0928\u0940
\n\u092a\u0921\u093c\u0940 …\"\"\ud83d\udc8b<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude0d<\/span><\/span>
\n.
\n\u092e\u0939\u0940\u0928\u093e \u0906\u0930\u093e\u092e \u0938\u0947 \u0917\u0941\u091c\u0930 \u0917\u092f\u093e
\nDont worry
\nI love u 2…”\"\"\ud83d\udc8b<\/span><\/span>\"\"<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u092e\u091c\u092c\u0942\u0930\u093f\u092f\u093e\u0901 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948 \u092e\u0939\u093e\u0928 \u0932\u094b\u0917\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u0947 \u091c\u0940\u0935\u0928 \u092e\u0947\u0902
\n\u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0924\u094b \u0930\u093e\u092e \u091c\u0940 \u0935\u0928\u0935\u093e\u0938 \u092e\u0947\u0902
\n\u0915\u0943\u0937\u094d\u0923 \u091c\u0940 \u0915\u093e\u0930\u093e\u0935\u093e\u0938 \u092e\u0947\u0902<\/p>\n

\n\u0914\u0930 *\u092e\u0948\u0902* \u092c\u0948\u0902\u0915 \u0915\u0940 \u0932\u093e\u0907\u0928 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u0916\u0921\u093c\u093e \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e.
\n\"\"\ud83d\ude1d<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude1d<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude1d<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude00<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude00<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n
\n

\u0924\u0941\u092e \u092a\u093e\u0902\u091a \u0938\u094c \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u092d\u0930 \u092c\u0947\u0902\u0915 \u0915\u0940 \u0932\u093e\u0907\u0928 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u091d\u0917\u0921\u093c \u0938\u0915\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u094b ….!
\n\u0924\u094b \u091c\u093f\u0928\u0915\u0947 \u0905\u0930\u092c\u094b\u0902 \u0921\u0942\u092c \u0917\u090f …
\n\u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0935\u094b \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u092d\u0930 \u0938\u0902\u0938\u0926 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0902\u0917\u093e\u092e\u093e\u0901 \u092d\u0940 \u0928 \u0915\u0930\u0947\u0902 …???
\n\"\"\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude1c<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude1c<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude0a<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude1c<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\n

\u092c\u0948\u0902\u0915 \u0915\u0938\u094d\u091f\u092e\u0930 : \u0905\u0917\u0930 \u092e\u0948\u0902 \u0906\u091c \u091a\u0947\u0902\u0915 \u091c\u092e\u093e \u0915\u0930\u0942 \u0924\u094b \u0935\u094b \u0915\u092c \u0915\u094d\u0932\u093f\u092f\u0930 \u0939\u094b\u0902\u0917\u093e
\n\u0915\u094d\u0932\u0930\u094d\u0915 : \u0969 \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u092e\u0947\u0902.
\n\u0915\u0938\u094d\u091f\u092e\u0930 : \u092e\u0947\u0930\u093e \u091a\u0947\u0902\u0915 \u0924\u094b \u0938\u093e\u092e\u0928\u0947 \u0935\u093e\u0932\u0940 \u092c\u0948\u0902\u0915 \u0915\u093e \u0939\u0948.., \u0926\u094b\u0902\u0928\u094b\u0902 \u092c\u0948\u0902\u0915 \u0906\u092e\u0928\u0947-\u0938\u093e\u092e\u0928\u0947 \u0939\u0948 \u092b\u093f\u0930 \u092d\u0940 \u0907\u0924\u0928\u093e \u0938\u092e\u092f \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902?
\n\u0915\u094d\u0932\u0930\u094d\u0915 : \u0938\u0930, \u2018\u092a\u094d\u0930\u094b\u0938\u093f\u091c\u0930 \u092b\u094b\u0932\u094b\u2019 \u0915\u0930\u0928\u093e \u092a\u0921\u093c\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0902 \u0928\u093e. \u0938\u094b\u0902\u091a\u094b \u0906\u092a \u0915\u0939\u0940 \u091c\u093e \u0930\u0939\u0947 \u0939\u094b\u0902 \u0914\u0930 \u092c\u093e\u091c\u0941 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0940 \u0936\u092e\u0936\u093e\u0928 \u0939\u0948\u0902, \u0905\u0917\u0930 \u0906\u092a \u0936\u092e\u0936\u093e\u0928 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0939\u0930 \u0939\u0940 \u092e\u0930 \u0917\u092f\u0947, \u0924\u094b \u0906\u092a\u0915\u094b \u092a\u0939\u0932\u0947 \u0918\u0930 \u0932\u0947\u0915\u0930 \u091c\u093e\u092f\u0947\u0902\u0917\u0947 \u092f\u093e \u0935\u0939\u0940 \u0928\u093f\u092a\u091f\u093e \u0926\u0947\u0902\u0917\u0947?
\n\u0915\u0938\u094d\u091f\u092e\u0930 \u092c\u0947\u0939\u094b\u0936…
\n\"\"\ud83d\ude2c<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude2c<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude2c<\/span><\/span>
\nLOGIC\"\"\ud83d\udc4c<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude1c<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude1c<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\n

\u0906\u091c \u0932\u093e\u0908\u0928 \u092e\u0947 \u090f\u0915 \u092c\u0928\u094d\u0926\u0947 \u0928\u0947 \u0907\u0924\u093f\u0939\u093e\u0938 \u0915\u0940 \u0938\u092c\u0938\u0947 \u0921\u093c\u0930\u093e\u0935\u0928\u0940 \u0927\u092e\u0915\u0940 \u0926\u0940
\n“\u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u0928\u090f \u0928\u094b\u091f \u0932\u0947\u0928\u0947 \u0926\u094b \u0935\u0930\u094d\u0928\u093e \u0905\u0917\u0932\u0940 \u092c\u093e\u0930 \u092b\u093f\u0930 \u0938\u0947 \u092e\u094b\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u094b \u0935\u094b\u091f \u0926\u0941\u0902\u0917\u093e … ”
\n\u0914\u0930 \u0932\u094b\u0917\u094b \u0928\u0947 \u0930\u093e\u0938\u094d\u0924\u093e \u0916\u093e\u0932\u0940 \u0915\u0930 \u0926\u093f\u092f\u093e .. \u0938\u092d\u0940 \u092a\u0940\u091b\u0947 \u0939\u091f \u0917\u090f
\n\"\"\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\n

\"\"\ud83d\ude2d<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude2d<\/span><\/span>\u0939\u0902\u0938\u0928\u093e \u092e\u0928\u093e \u0939\u0948\u0902\"\"\ud83d\ude2d<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude2d<\/span><\/span>
\n\u090f\u0915 \u0936\u094d\u092e\u0936\u093e\u0928 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u091a\u093e\u0930 \u0916\u094b\u092a\u0921\u093c\u0940 \u092a\u0921\u0940 \u0925\u0940 \u0964 \u0915\u0941\u0924\u094d\u0924\u0947 \u0924\u0940\u0928 \u0915\u094b \u091a\u093e\u091f \u0930\u0939\u0947 \u0925\u0947 \u0964 \u090f\u0915 \u0915\u094b \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u091a\u093e\u091f \u0930\u0939\u0947 \u0925\u0947 \u0964
\n\u090f\u0915 \u0938\u093f\u092f\u093e\u0930 \u0935\u0939\u093e\u0901 \u0906\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u0964
\n\u0938\u093f\u092f\u093e\u0930 \u0928\u0947 \u092a\u0942\u091b\u093e –
\n\u0924\u0941\u092e \u0924\u0940\u0928 \u0915\u094b \u091a\u093e\u091f \u0930\u0939\u0947 \u0939\u094b \u0914\u0930 \u090f\u0915 \u0915\u094b \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 ?
\n\u0915\u0941\u0924\u094d\u0924\u094b\u0902 \u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u093e –
\n\u092f\u0939 \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940\u0936\u0941\u0926\u093e \u0915\u0940 \u0916\u094b\u092a\u0921\u093c\u0940 \u0939\u0948 \u0964
\n\u092c\u0940\u0935\u0940 \u092a\u0939\u0932\u0947 \u0939\u0940 \u091a\u093e\u091f \u091a\u0941\u0915\u0940
\n\u0939\u0948\u0902 \u0964
\n\"\"\ud83d\ude1d<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude1d<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude1d<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude1d<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude1d<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude1d<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude1d<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude1d<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude1c<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude1c<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\n

\u092a\u0924\u093f \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0928\u0940 \u092e\u093e\u0925\u093e \u092a\u0915\u0921\u093c \u0915\u0930 \u092c\u0948\u0920\u0947 \u0925\u0947 \u0915\u093f \u092a\u0921\u093c\u094c\u0938 \u0915\u0940 \u0932\u0921\u093c\u0915\u0940
\n\u0906\u0915\u0930 \u092c\u094b\u0932\u0940,
\n“\u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0941\u0906 \u0915\u093e\u0915\u0940?\u0938\u092c \u0920\u0940\u0915 \u0924\u094b \u0939\u0948!”
\n“\u0915\u0941\u091b \u092d\u0940 \u0920\u0940\u0915 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0939\u0948,\u0924\u0940\u0928 \u0926\u093f\u0928 \u0938\u0947 \u0938\u094b\u0928\u0942 \u092a\u0941\u0930\u093e\u0928\u0947 \u0928\u094b\u091f\u094b\u0902 \u0938\u0947 \u091b\u0941\u091f\u0915\u093e\u0930\u093e \u092a\u093e\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u090f \u092c\u0948\u0902\u0915 \u091c\u093e \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0925\u093e\u0964
\n\u0906\u091c \u0928\u0908 \u092e\u0941\u0938\u0940\u092c\u0924 \u0938\u093e\u0925 \u0932\u0947 \u0906\u092f\u093e\u0964\u0905\u0902\u0926\u0930 \u092c\u0948\u0920\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0964
\n\u092c\u094b\u0932\u093e,
\n\u0905\u092e\u094d\u092e\u093e \u0932\u093e\u0907\u0928 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0932\u0917\u0947 \u0932\u0917\u0947 \u092a\u094d\u092f\u093e\u0930 \u0939\u094b \u0917\u092f\u093e, \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u0930 \u0932\u0940\u0964”\"\"\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\n

\u092e\u0948 \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u093e \u0915\u093e\u0930\u094d\u0921 \u0932\u0947\u0915\u0930 \u0922\u093e\u0908 \u0932\u093e\u0916 \u0932\u0947\u0928\u0947 \u092c\u0948\u0902\u0915 \u0917\u092f\u093e\u0964
\n3 \u0918\u0902\u091f\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0926 \u092c\u0948\u0902\u0915 \u0928\u0947 \u0915\u0939\u093e \u092a\u0948\u0938\u0947 \u0928\u0939\u0940 \u092e\u093f\u0932\u0947\u0902\u0917\u0947\u0964
\n\u092a\u0942\u091b\u093e \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902 ?
\n\u0924\u094b \u0915\u0939\u093e 15 \u0938\u093e\u0932 \u092a\u0941\u0930\u093e\u0928\u093e \u0915\u093e\u0930\u094d\u0921 \u0928\u0939\u0940 \u091a\u0932\u0947\u0917\u093e\u0964
\n\u0939\u0926 \u0939\u0948 \u092f\u093e\u0930…………\u0905\u092c \u0922\u093e\u0908 \u0932\u093e\u0916 \u0915\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u092f\u0947 \u0928\u0908 \u0936\u093e\u0926\u0940 \u0915\u0930\u0942\u0901 \u0964
\n\"\"\ud83d\ude0a<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude0a<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\n

\u0938\u093e\u0938: \u092d\u0917\u0935\u093e\u0928 \u0928\u0947 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0926\u094b-\u0926\u094b \u0906\u0902\u0916\u0947 \u0926\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0902, \u091a\u093e\u0935\u0932 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0938\u0947 \u0926\u094b \u091a\u093e\u0930 \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0925\u0930 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0928\u093f\u0915\u093e\u0932 \u0938\u0915\u0924\u0940.
\n\u092c\u0939\u0941: \u092c\u0939\u0941\u0924 \u092b\u0928\u0940, \u092d\u0917\u0935\u093e\u0928 \u0928\u0947 \u0924\u0941\u092e\u094d\u0939\u0947\u0902 32 \u0926\u093e\u0902\u0924 \u0926\u093f\u090f \u0939\u0948\u0902, 2-4 \u092a\u0924\u094d\u0925\u0930 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u091a\u092c\u093e \u0938\u0915\u0924\u0940.\"\"\ud83d\ude1b<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude1b<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude1b<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude1b<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude1b<\/span><\/span>\"\"\ud83d\ude1b<\/span><\/span>\"\"<\/span><\/p>\n

\n

\u091c\u094b\u0915\u094d\u0938 \u0915\u0940 \u0926\u0941\u0915\u093e\u0928
\n\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
\n\u090f\u0915 \u091a\u094b\u0930 – \u091a\u094b\u0930\u0940 \u0915\u0930 \u0915\u0947,
\n\u0918\u0930 \u0938\u0947 \u091c\u093e \u0939\u0940 \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0925\u093e
\n\u0915\u0940…..
\n\u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u0947 \u0915\u0940 \u0906\u0901\u0916 \u0916\u0941\u0932 \u0917\u092f\u0940…
\n\u0914\u0930 \u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u093e \u092c\u094b\u0932\u093e :
\n\u0938\u094d\u0915\u0942\u0932 \u092c\u0948\u0917 \u092d\u0940 \u0932\u0947 \u091c\u093e \u0915\u092e\u0940\u0928\u0947\u0902,
\n\u0935\u0930\u0928\u093e \u0936\u094b\u0930 \u092e\u091a\u093e \u0926\u0942\u0901\u0917\u093e..
\n….??\ud83d\ude00\ud83d\ude00
\n\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude1c
\n____________
\n\ud83d\udc68\u092a\u093e\u092a\u093e \u2013 \u201c\u092c\u0947\u091f\u093e, \u0906\u091c
\n\u0924\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u092e\u092e\u094d\u092e\u0940 \u0907\u0924\u0928\u0940 \u091a\u0941\u092a-\u091a\u0941\u092a \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u092c\u0948\u0920\u0940 \u0939\u0948 ?\u201d
\n\ud83d\udc66\u092c\u0947\u091f\u093e \u2013 \u201c\u092e\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u0917\u0932\u0924\u0940 \u0938\u0947
\n\ud83d\udc68\u092a\u093e\u092a\u093e \u2013 \u201c\u0928\u093e\u0932\u093e\u092f\u0915,
\n\u0910\u0938\u093e \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0915\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0924\u0942\u0928\u0947 ?\u201d
\n\ud83d\udc66\u092c\u0947\u091f\u093e \u2013 \u201c\u092e\u092e\u094d\u092e\u0940 \u0928\u0947 \u0932\u093f\u092a\u0938\u094d\u091f\u093f\u0915
\n\u092e\u093e\u0902\u0917\u0940 \u0925\u0940 \u2026 \u092e\u0948\u0902\u0928\u0947 \u0917\u0932\u0924\u0940 \u0938\u0947 \u2018\u092b\u0947\u0935\u0940\u0915\u093f\u0915 \u0926\u0947
\n\u0926\u0940 !!!\u201d
\n\ud83d\udc68\u092a\u093e\u092a\u093e \u2013 \u201c\u091c\u0941\u0917-\u091c\u0941\u0917 \u091c\u093f\u092f\u094b \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u0932\u093e\u0932 \u2026
\n\u092d\u0917\u0935\u093e\u0928 \u0910\u0938\u093e \u092c\u0947\u091f\u093e \u0938\u092c\u0915\u094b \u0926\u0947\ud83d\ude1d\ud83d\ude1c
\n____________
\n\u092a\u092a\u094d\u092a\u0942 \u0915\u093e\u0930 \u0927\u094b \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0925\u093e
\n\u0924\u092d\u0940 \u092a\u093e\u0938 \u0938\u0947 \u0906\u0923\u094d\u091f\u0940 \u0917\u0941\u091c\u0930\u0940 \u0906\u0948\u0930 \u092a\u0942\u091b\u093e” \u0915\u093e\u0930 \u0927\u094b \u0930\u0939\u0947 \u0939\u094b “…\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01
\n” \u0928\u0939\u0940 \u092a\u093e\u0928\u0940 \u0926\u0947 \u0930\u0939\u093e \u0939\u0942\u0902, \u0936\u093e\u092f\u0926 \u092c\u0921\u0940 \u0939\u094b\u0915\u0930 \u092c\u0938 \u092c\u0928 \u091c\u093e\u090f…
\n\u0906\u0923\u094d\u091f\u0940 \u092c\u0947\u0939\u094b\u0936\ud83d\ude1d\ud83d\ude1d
\n____________
\n\u092e\u0948\u0902\u0928\u0947 \u095b\u093f\u0928\u094d\u0926\u0917\u0940 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u091c\u093f\u0924\u0928\u093e \u092d\u0940 \u0938\u092b\u0930
\n\u0915\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0948
\n\u0909\u0938\u0938\u0947 \u092e\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u090f\u0915 \u092c\u093e\u0924 \u0915\u093e \u0905\u0928\u0941\u092d\u0935 \u0939\u0941\u0906 \u0939\u0948
\n*
\n*
\n\u0915\u093f \u091f\u094d\u0930\u0947\u0928 \u0915\u092d\u0940 \u092a\u0902\u091a\u0930 \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u0940\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
\n____________
\n\u0915\u093f\u0924\u0928\u093e \u0930\u094b\u092f\u093e \u0925\u093e \u0935\u094b \u0932\u095c\u0915\u093e \u092e\u0939\u092c\u0942\u092c\u093e \u0915\u094b \u092e\u094b\u092c\u093e\u0907\u0932 \u0917\u093f\u092b\u094d\u091f \u0915\u0930\u0915\u0947…
\n\u091c\u092c \u0930\u093e\u0924 3 \u092c\u091c\u0947 \u0924\u0915 \u0935\u094b \u0938\u0941\u0928\u0924\u093e \u0930\u0939\u093e.. \u0906\u092a \u0915\u0947 \u0926\u094d\u0935\u093e\u0930\u093e \u0921\u093e\u092f\u0932 \u0928\u092e\u094d\u092c\u0930 \u0926\u0942\u0938\u0930\u0940 \u0932\u093e\u0907\u0928 \u092a\u0930 \u0935\u094d\u092f\u0938\u094d\u0924 \u0939\u0948 \u270b \ud83d\ude1d \u270b \ud83d\ude1d
\n____________
\n\u0932\u0921\u093c\u0915\u093e : \u0915\u0932 \u0938\u0947 \u0939\u092e \u0915\u0939\u0940 \u0914\u0930 \u092e\u093f\u0932\u0947\u0902\u0917\u0947 \u0964\ud83d\ude18
\n\u0932\u0921\u093c\u0915\u0940 : \ud83d\ude15\u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902 ?
\n\u0932\u0921\u093c\u0915\u093e : \u092c\u0921\u093c\u0947 \u091c\u093c\u093e\u0932\u093f\u092e \u0939\u0948 \u0924\u0947\u0930\u0940 \u0917\u0932\u0940 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u0947..\ud83d\ude10
\n\u0932\u0921\u093c\u0915\u0940 : \u0915\u094d\u092f\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0939\u0941\u0906 ?
\n\u0932\u0921\u093c\u0915\u093e : \u0915\u0941\u0924\u094d\u0924\u0947 \u092a\u0940\u091b\u0947 \u0932\u0917\u093e \u0915\u0930 \u0915\u0939\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948
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\n___________
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